Celebrating the achievements of university pixel-arrangers and shit-scribblers. For literally days, @BantshireUni has been synonymous with balls-ups and faux pas in education marketing. Let's celebrate and come together.
Just bang together a few random categories, yeh? Design a naff certificate in Paint, use a copyright free website template, then charge cash-strapped universities £395 to enter. Simples.
Go on, enter one or two, you absolute legends. You deserve it.
Nominate your colleagues for an award on our Twitter. Enter individual categories using the links above, or view the whole awards thread using the button below. Closing date is whenever. Winners will be selected alphabetically, and will win a digital copy of the Balls-Up trophy plus a message from our Vice-Chancellor if he can be bothered.
We're also on YouTube. The Vice-Chancellor has requested that we go viral. We're going to knock together a few doctored screenshots to keep him happy.
Watch our TV advert. Tune into ITV5 tonight at 7pm to watch our new advert! Rated 18+ for foul language.
Hitler reacts to the National Student Survey. What the fuck!?
Bantshire University is run by an absolute ledge who works in higher education. It's totes obvs a parody account and not intended to upset or troll anyone - you snowflake. We love higher education, but equally enjoy the idea that in an alternate universe there is a university as bad as Bantshire. Or maybe in this universe.
Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual any of the above, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental - including our Vice-Chancellor, Professor Vincent Chancelier. Bantshire is not intended as a substitute for the expert advice of marketing and communications professionals. Most images are sourced from unsplash.com.
"Keep it foolish."