The University of Bantshire

Throbbing with knowledge since '69

For literally months, @BantshireUni has been synonymous with balls-ups and faux pas in higher education marketing.

We are a parody university. Obviously. Click on these images to see some of our favourite tweets.

Out latest shit-scribbles

We have most of our ideas in the work loos. It's our quiet place. Usually, ideas are based on a real life situation that are too unbelievable for our real-life university account. If you want to submit your own idea, DM us on Twitter. You can remain anonymous (beter for us as we will take your credit).

Nando's University Rankings

We’ve ranked all UK universities based on their distance to the nearest Nando’s.

World University Mascot Rankings

An idea that I took too far. Plymouth Marjon loved it, though.

University Scrabble Score Rankings

Introducing our groundbreaking new higher education league table: the University Scrabble Score Rankings 2020 - where every word counts!

Australian University Scrabble Score Rankings

Same same but different.

World University Random Rankings

A different league table on each click! Who will top yours?

University Marketing: A Short Story

Banged this together on Twitter, yeah? Had no idea where I was going with it, I just let my fingers do the typing. Cheers for reading anyway.

Bantshire Graduation: Incident Report

Everyone involved in an event where organised mortar board throwing is practiced must undertake the 30 minute training and practice session.

WTF Universe University Rankings

Universities across the globe are celebrating being ranked joint No.1 in the new WTF Universe University Rankings.

Novelty Bantshire Certificates

In October 2019 we gave punters the opportunity to literally own a piece of history (well, a piece of card).

Our videos

The Vice-Chancellor has requested that we go viral. We've knocked together a few doctored YouTube screenshots to keep him happy.

UK Universities Rap

We made a rap song using all UK universities’ marketing slogans.

Hitler Reacts to the NSS

Hitler reacts to the National Student Survey.

Postgraduate advert

Watch our new postgraduate advert, coming to a cinema near you soon.

A Level results day with Alexa

Good luck to students receiving their A-Level results from Alexa.

Radio advert

Enjoy our new radio advert, coming in your ears.