he Dud University Guide

The Dud University Guide 2021

What are the best universities in the UK?

Like other paywalled guides, The Dud University Guide is designed without students in mind.

Instead of focusing on academic excellence, Bantshire’s data experts take into account what matters most to young people: What is the university’s Scrabble score? How moist is the university? How far is the university from the nearest Nando’s?

Click on the name of a university below to view its profile. There are only a few at the moment, but with your help we will grow this guide over the coming months. Drop me a DM or use our anonymous interactive online electronic web form. We'd love to keep building up the Dud University Guide.

A-Z of universities

Lancaster University

The University of Lancaster, better known as North Lancashire University, is a motorway service station with degree-awarding powers.

The Open University

Carrier pigeons, smoke signals, and academics on horseback.

Swansea University

The University of Swansea is a top ten Welsh University in Wales, Wales. It is moist(ish).