Bantshire scribbles

We have most of our ideas in the work loos. It's our quiet place. Usually, ideas are based on a real life situation that are too unbelievable for our real-life university account.

University Marketing: A Short Story

Banged this together on Twitter, yeah? Had no idea where I was going with it, I just let my fingers do the typing. Cheers for reading anyway.

The Bantshire Balls-Up Awards

The biggest event in the higher education calendar is back for 2020. Just not here...

Bantshire Graduation: Incident Report

Everyone involved in an event where organised mortar board throwing is practiced must undertake the 30 minute training and practice session.

More Short Stories

More quality shit story content from our Twitter.

Take the Community Pledge

We have asked all student to consider signing up to our optional pledge.

The seven best toilets to steal paper from on campus

Running short on bog roll, but too lazy to panic buy with the rest of the idiots in Lidl? Here are the top places to bag yourself some free toilet paper on campus.

WTF Universe University Rankings

Universities across the globe are celebrating being ranked joint No.1 in the new WTF Universe University Rankings.

Novelty Bantshire Certificates

In October 2019 we gave punters the opportunity to literally own a piece of history (well, a piece of card).