WTF Universe University Rankings

Universities across the globe are celebrating being ranked joint No.1 in the new WTF Universe University Rankings.

The new rankings are the only universe-wide performance tables that judge planets from across outer space on their universities’ performance. It uses 69 carefully calibrated performance indicators to provide the most comprehensive and balanced comparisons, trusted by students, Brian Cox, flat-earthers, and little green men (and women).

Vince Chancelier, Vice-Chancellor and Provost (Interstellarisation) at Bantshire University, said:

"Earth has some of the universe’s great universities, and Bantshire is definitely one of them. I am delighted that this is recognised by our continued presence on Earth and our collective high ranking in interstellar league tables."

Despite some media criticism, at least thirty UK universities have already pledged to use the new joint No.1 ranking on their 2021 prospectus front cover.



WTF will be holding a new Universe University Rankings Awards evening in London on the 31 November 2019, with tickets starting at only £15,000 for a table of ten. UFO parking will be available on a first-come-first-land basis.