The Nando's University Rankings

We’ve ranked all UK universities based on their distance to the nearest Nando’s, and given them a Nando’s Excellence Framework (NEF) score of either Hot, Medium, or Mild.

Location data from the Unistats dataset ( under the Creative Commons Attributation 4.0. Data returned regarding Nando’s distance relates to the information provided by For the purposes of the NEF, all locations without a Nando’s are excluded - a list of these can be found in the 'Lemon and Herb' table.

Another pointless league table by The University of Bantshire, in collaboration with Data Ambassador @HoyleTime.