The Nando's University Rankings

We’ve ranked all UK universities based on their distance to the nearest Nando’s, and given them a Nando’s Excellence Framework (NEF) score of either Hot, Medium, or Mild.

Location data from the Unistats dataset (hesa.ac.uk) under the Creative Commons Attributation 4.0. Data returned regarding Nando’s distance relates to the information provided by nandos.co.uk. For the purposes of the NEF, all locations without a Nando’s are excluded - a list of these can be found in the 'Lemon and Herb' table.

Another pointless league table by The University of Bantshire, in collaboration with Data Ambassador @HoyleTime.


Rank University Nando's Excellence Framework Avg. Distance to Nando's
1 Glasgow School of Art Hot 0.10
1 Ravensbourne Hot 0.10
1 Trinity Laban Conservatoire of Music And Dance Ltd Hot 0.10
1 University of St Andrews Hot 0.10
5 University College London Hot 0.20
5 Birkbeck College Hot 0.20
5 Falmouth University Hot 0.20
5 Norwich University of The Arts Hot 0.20
5 Royal Conservatoire of Scotland Hot 0.20
5 Southampton Solent University Hot 0.20
5 University College Birmingham Hot 0.20
5 University of Lincoln Hot 0.20
13 The University of Westminster Hot 0.24
14 Newcastle University Hot 0.25
14 Queen Mary University of London Hot 0.25
16 King's College London Hot 0.27
17 University of Bristol Hot 0.30
17 University of Cambridge Hot 0.30
17 Courtauld Institute of Art Hot 0.30
17 Royal Academy of Music Hot 0.30
17 Royal Northern College of Music Hot 0.30
17 School of Oriental And African Studies Hot 0.30
17 University of Abertay Dundee Hot 0.30
17 University of Huddersfield Hot 0.30
25 Glasgow Caledonian University Hot 0.35
26 University of West London Hot 0.40
27 London School of Economics & Political Science Hot 0.40
27 University of Glasgow Hot 0.40
27 Anglia Ruskin University Hot 0.40
27 De Montfort University Hot 0.40
27 Guildhall School of Music & Drama Hot 0.40
27 Leeds College of Music Hot 0.40
27 London Metropolitan University Hot 0.40
27 Northumbria University Newcastle Hot 0.40
27 St. George's, University of London Hot 0.40
27 The Royal Central School of Speech And Drama Hot 0.40
27 University of Dundee Hot 0.40
27 University of Leicester Hot 0.40
27 University of Strathclyde Hot 0.40
27 University of The Arts, London Hot 0.40
41 University of East London Hot 0.47
42 Cardiff University Hot 0.50
42 Imperial College of Science, Technology And Medicine Hot 0.50
42 University of Birmingham Hot 0.50
42 University of Oxford Hot 0.50
42 University of Sheffield Hot 0.50
42 Royal College of Music Hot 0.50
42 The City University Hot 0.50
42 York St John University Hot 0.50
50 Leeds Metropolitan University Hot 0.55
50 Sheffield Hallam University Hot 0.55
52 Queen'S University of Belfast Medium 0.60
52 University of Leeds Medium 0.60
52 Aston University Medium 0.60
52 Birmingham City University Medium 0.60
52 Leeds College of Art Medium 0.60
52 St Mary's University, Twickenham Medium 0.60
52 The University of Cumbria Medium 0.60
59 University of Northampton,The Medium 0.62
60 Manchester Metropolitan University Medium 0.63
61 Coventry University Medium 0.63
62 The Conservatoire For Dance And Drama Medium 0.63
63 University of Wolverhampton Medium 0.65
64 University Campus Suffolk Ltd Medium 0.65
65 University of Durham Medium 0.70
65 University of Liverpool Medium 0.70
65 The Liverpool Institute For Performing Arts Medium 0.70
65 University of Surrey Medium 0.70
69 Nottingham Trent University Medium 0.70
70 University of Kent Medium 0.73
71 University of Exeter Medium 0.80
71 Brunel University Medium 0.80
73 University of Wales: Trinity Saint David Medium 0.83
74 University of Ulster Medium 0.84
75 Buckinghamshire New University Medium 0.89
76 St Mary'S University College Medium 0.90
77 University of Worcester, The Medium 1.00
78 Kingston University Medium 1.03
79 University of The West of England, Bristol Medium 1.07
80 University of The West of Scotland Medium 1.08
81 The University of Manchester Medium 1.10
81 Bangor University Medium 1.10
81 Bishop Grosseteste University Medium 1.10
81 Loughborough University Medium 1.10
85 University of Essex Medium 1.13
86 London South Bank University Medium 1.15
87 University of Gloucestershire Medium 1.20
87 University of Stirling Medium 1.20
89 Oxford Brookes University Medium 1.20
90 University of Edinburgh Medium 1.27
91 University of Aberdeen Medium 1.30
92 University of York Medium 1.30
92 Bath Spa University Medium 1.30
92 Goldsmiths' College Medium 1.30
92 Queen Margaret University, Edinburgh Medium 1.30
92 Stranmillis University College Medium 1.30
92 University of Reading Medium 1.30
98 University For The Creative Arts Medium 1.33
99 Liverpool Hope University Medium 1.36
100 Roehampton University Medium 1.40
101 University of Brighton Mild 1.44
102 University of Bedfordshire Mild 1.49
103 Plymouth University Mild 1.50
104 University of Salford, The Mild 1.57
105 Bournemouth University Mild 1.63
106 University of Hull Mild 1.70
107 University of Chester Mild 1.75
108 University of Bradford Mild 1.75
109 Arts University Bournemouth, The Mild 1.80
109 Liverpool John Moores University Mild 1.80
109 Royal Agricultural University Mild 1.80
112 University of Greenwich Mild 1.83
113 Edinburgh Napier University Mild 1.83
114 Staffordshire University Mild 1.85
115 University of Nottingham, The Mild 1.90
116 University of The Highlands And Islands Mild 1.95
117 University of Hertfordshire Mild 1.99
118 Writtle College Mild 2.00
119 Middlesex University Mild 2.09
120 Cardiff Metropolitan University Mild 2.10
120 Rose Bruford College Mild 2.10
120 The Royal Veterinary College Mild 2.10
123 University of Portsmouth Mild 2.11
124 The Robert Gordon University Mild 2.20
124 University of Central Lancashire Mild 2.20
126 Swansea University Mild 2.25
127 Royal Holloway College And Bedford New College Mild 2.40
128 The University of Chichester Mild 2.43
129 Newman University Mild 2.50
130 University of Bolton Mild 2.62
131 Canterbury Christ Church University Mild 2.76
132 University of Warwick Mild 3.00
133 Edge Hill University Mild 3.25
134 University of Sunderland Mild 3.27
135 Teesside University Mild 3.30
136 Leeds Trinity University Mild 3.50
137 University of Derby Mild 3.53
138 University of St Mark & St John Mild 3.70
138 University of Sussex Mild 3.70
140 University of Keele Mild 3.90
141 Glyndwr University Mild 4.35
142 University of South Wales/Prifysgol De Cymru Mild 4.38
143 University of Southampton Mild 4.45
144 University of Bath Mild 4.50
145 Heriot-Watt University Mild 4.60
146 University of East Anglia Mild 4.83
147 The University of Buckingham Mild 5.10
148 SRUC Mild 5.13
149 University of Winchester Mild 6.60
150 Harper Adams University Mild 7.40

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