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The Waterfowl University Rankings

Who will leave you all in a flap?

We thought we'd wing it and quack the case as to which universities have the best waterfowl.

See the final pecking order of the Waterfowl University Rankings below.

Not happy with our methodology? Water off a duck's back, mate.

The Waterfowl University Rankings - The Current Standings

Rank Waterfowl Total number of votes
1 Long Boi of York 4,321
2 Lancaster Ducks 3,348
3 Swansea Swans 2,512
4 Cath the OU Duck 2,367
5 Reading Mandarin Ducks 1,193
6 Stirling Swans 546
7 Aston Geese 509
8 La Trobe Library Duck 457
9 Warwick Uni Wellness Goose 424
10 Dundee Seagulls 417
11 Aberystwyth Giant Duck 287
12 Suffolk Hooded Merganser 252
13 Aberdeen Seagulls 231
14 Van Mildert Duck 225
15 Corpus Cristi Duck Walk 167
16 Nottingham Canadian Geese 165
17 Cambridge 'Grandson of Mr ASBO' Swan 159
18 Heriot Watt swans 135
19 Keele Geese 132
20 Buckingham Bailey the Swan 130
21 MERL Duck 129
22 Northampton Geese 117
23 Essex Baby Ducks 111
24 UWE Goose 103
25 Staffordshire Uni Plastic Duck 90
26 Surrey Egyptian Geese 87
=27 Queen Mary Swans 75
=27 Roehampton Geese 75