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The Just Eat University Rankings

We’ve ranked all UK universities based on how many takeaways will deliver to their campuses (according to Just Eat), and given them a Gobble Excellence Framework (GEF, 2020) score of Stuffed, Peckish or Famished.

Location data from the Unistats dataset (hesa.ac.uk) under the Creative Commons Attributation 4.0. Data returned regarding number of takeaways who deliver to campuses relates to information provided by just-eat.co.uk.

All universities’ campuses are included, and are slightly weighted by the number of courses delivered (let's call it our "secret sauce").

Thanks again to our Senior Data Ambassador @HoyleTime who crunched the numbers - somebody please buy this man a takeaway. All data correct as October-ish 2020

If you would like to submit a complaint about the methodology, please print your letter of complaint and shred it immediately.

The Just Eat University Rankings

Rank University Number of takeaways Gobble Excellence Framework (GEF)
1 The City University 952 Stuffed
2 Guildhall School of Music and Drama 885 Stuffed
3 Courtauld Institute of Art 847 Stuffed
4 The School of Pharmacy University of London 826 Stuffed
5 University of London 798 Stuffed
6 London School of Economics & Political Science 796 Stuffed
7 University College London 757 Stuffed
8 School of Oriental and African Studies 751 Stuffed
9 London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine 742 Stuffed
10 London South Bank University 734 Stuffed
11 London Metropolitan University 727 Stuffed
12 Royal Academy of Music 713 Stuffed
13 King's College London 710 Stuffed
14 Birkbeck College 702 Stuffed
15 London Business School 701 Stuffed
16 University of the Arts, London 678 Stuffed
17 Queen Mary and Westfield College, University of London 662 Stuffed
18 The University of Westminster 640 Stuffed
19 The Royal Veterinary College 638 Stuffed
20 Institute of Education, University of London 563 Stuffed
21 The Royal College of Art 563 Stuffed
22 Heythrop College 546 Stuffed
23 Imperial College of Science, Technology and Medicine 529 Stuffed
24 Royal College of Music 506 Stuffed
25 Glasgow School of Art 478 Stuffed
26 The Central School of Speech and Drama 468 Stuffed
27 The Manchester Metropolitan University 468 Stuffed
28 Royal Northern College of Music 452 Stuffed
29 The University of Manchester 451 Stuffed
30 Royal Conservatoire of Scotland 437 Stuffed
31 The Conservatoire for Dance and Drama 430 Stuffed
32 Birmingham City University 421 Stuffed
33 Glasgow Caledonian University 419 Stuffed
34 University of Strathclyde 412 Stuffed
35 Northern School of Contemporary Dance 411 Stuffed
36 Aston University 409 Stuffed
37 Leeds College of Art 407 Stuffed
38 University of Leeds 406 Stuffed
39 St George's Hospital Medical School 404 Stuffed
40 Leeds College of Music 398 Stuffed
41 University College Birmingham 398 Stuffed
42 University of Glasgow 396 Stuffed
43 Goldsmiths' College 372 Stuffed
44 University of Salford 370 Stuffed
45 Leeds Metropolitan University 361 Stuffed
46 De Montfort University 358 Stuffed
47 University of Newcastle Upon Tyne 358 Stuffed
48 University of Birmingham 340 Stuffed
49 University of Leicester 337 Stuffed
50 University of Northumbria at Newcastle 336 Stuffed
51 University of Edinburgh 305 Stuffed
52 University of Wales Prifysgol Cymru 302 Stuffed
53 Trinity Laban Conservatoire of Music and Dance Ltd 300 Stuffed
54 Coventry University 299 Stuffed
55 Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama Limited 295 Stuffed
56 University of Liverpool 294 Peckish
57 Cardiff University 290 Peckish
58 Liverpool John Moores University 278 Peckish
59 The Liverpool Institute for Performing Arts 278 Peckish
60 University of Bradford 277 Peckish
61 The University of West London 276 Peckish
62 University of East London 276 Peckish
63 Sheffield Hallam University 272 Peckish
64 University of Sheffield 268 Peckish
65 St Mary's University College 260 Peckish
66 The Queen's University of Belfast 253 Peckish
67 University of Nottingham 244 Peckish
68 University of Greenwich 241 Peckish
69 Stranmillis University College 227 Peckish
70 Middlesex University 224 Peckish
71 The University of Bolton 220 Peckish
72 Anglia Ruskin University 218 Peckish
73 Southampton Solent University 218 Peckish
74 University of Portsmouth 217 Peckish
75 University of Wolverhampton 211 Peckish
76 University of Hull 204 Peckish
77 Kingston University 202 Peckish
78 Edinburgh Napier University 201 Peckish
79 University of Huddersfield 196 Peckish
80 Cardiff Metropolitan University 195 Peckish
81 University of Aberdeen 194 Peckish
82 Newman University College 188 Peckish
83 University of Southampton 188 Peckish
84 The University of Northampton 186 Peckish
85 Liverpool Hope University 181 Peckish
86 University of Bristol 181 Peckish
87 University of Brighton 177 Peckish
88 Bournemouth University 176 Peckish
89 Rose Bruford College 175 Peckish
90 Norwich University College of the Arts 174 Peckish
91 St Mary's University College, Twickenham 173 Peckish
92 Staffordshire University 173 Peckish
93 University of Bedfordshire 173 Peckish
94 University of Central Lancashire 171 Peckish
95 University of Reading 168 Peckish
96 The Robert Gordon University 166 Peckish
97 Brunel University 160 Peckish
98 Nottingham Trent University 157 Peckish
99 The Institute of Cancer Research: Royal Cancer Hospital 157 Peckish
100 The Arts University College at Bournemouth 156 Peckish
101 Roehampton University 155 Peckish
102 University of Plymouth 152 Peckish
103 University of Derby 150 Peckish
104 Swansea Metropolitan University 149 Peckish
105 University of Abertay Dundee 149 Peckish
106 University of Dundee 145 Peckish
107 Teesside University 144 Peckish
108 York St John University 144 Peckish
109 Ravensbourne Limited 142 Peckish
110 University of Sunderland 135 Peckish
111 University of the West of Scotland 135 Famished
112 University of York 132 Famished
113 University of Cambridge 130 Famished
114 Buckinghamshire New University 129 Famished
115 Leeds Trinity University College 122 Famished
116 University Campus Suffolk Ltd 121 Famished
117 University of Oxford 120 Famished
118 University of the West of England, Bristol 120 Famished
119 University of Warwick 117 Famished
120 University of East Anglia 115 Famished
121 Oxford Brookes University 109 Famished
122 SRUC 102 Famished
123 Swansea University 102 Famished
124 University of Gloucestershire 102 Famished
125 University of Lincoln 97 Famished
126 Bishop Grosseteste University College Lincoln 91 Famished
127 University of Chester 90 Famished
128 The Open University 88 Famished
129 Loughborough University 86 Famished
130 University of Durham 83 Famished
131 University of Wales: Trinity Saint David 82 Famished
132 University of Essex 80 Famished
133 University for the Creative Arts 77 Famished
134 University of Worcester 77 Famished
135 University of Glamorgan / Prifysgol Morgannwg 76 Famished
136 University of Keele 76 Famished
137 University of Kent 74 Famished
138 Queen Margaret University, Edinburgh 69 Famished
139 Canterbury Christ Church University 67 Famished
140 University of Hertfordshire 67 Famished
141 The University of Bath 65 Famished
142 University of Exeter 64 Famished
143 University of St Mark & St John 58 Famished
144 University of Ulster 58 Famished
145 Heriot-Watt University 57 Famished
146 University of Surrey 55 Famished
147 Royal Holloway College and Bedford New College 53 Famished
148 The University of Cumbria 52 Famished
149 Writtle College 52 Famished
150 University of Sussex 49 Famished
151 University College Falmouth 37 Famished
152 University of Stirling 37 Famished
153 Glyndwr University 35 Famished
154 Bath Spa University 31 Famished
155 The University of Chichester 27 Famished
156 University of Lancaster 27 Famished
157 Edge Hill University 22 Famished
158 University of the Highlands and Islands 18 Famished
159 University of Winchester 18 Famished
160 Harper Adams University 12 Famished
161 Prifysgol Aberystwyth 11 Famished
162 Bangor University 9 Famished
163 Cranfield University 9 Famished
164 University of St Andrews 9 Famished
165 Royal Agricultural College 8 Famished
166 The University of Buckingham 5 Famished